I want to play!

Television without context.

And now you know what to get me for Christmas.

Is a scrapper.

How I see Californians:

I’d really like to meet this guy.

Obviously not designed by a man.

Be more Zen.

I might just stick with GPS, thank you.

I wish Mario had a good jumpkick.

Clearly.

What do I need subtitles for?

Marky Mark and Rerun mashup.

Not for the queasy.

You’ve been warned.

Seriously.

So cruel.

Yikes.

Context clues!

It’s worse than I feared.

Stop saying “like”.

Wow.

Good thing the informative description is in English!

Insane formations. I can barely remember which hand does what on a motorcycle.

Based on a queer last name.

You see it coming, but it’s still so, so painful when it happens.

Opera Gorilla!

Angry Coke bottle is angry.

I, too, have wondered.

Bicycle Safety.

I totally remember these crazy commercials!

Click-clackety-clack.