I will live here after I descend the 9 levels of Mordor and defeat enemies with my 10 point Dragonslayer sword.

Those crazy Japanese.

This is why I never go hunting.

I only like this because it’s green and slimy.

I got 1550.

MP3’s of some classic NES games.

Punch through the ice.

More shooting for a violent generation.

Shoot the zombies or have your head taken off.

The music is great, too.